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Eyes rolled back, narrative due before end of watch. Sarge wants it \"a little more detailed.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis is \u003cstrong\u003eDrop #1\u003c\/strong\u003e from ReportWriterCo: full-color back print and skull logo on the left chest, on a heavyweight Bayside union-made tee, made in the USA. 6.1 oz 100% pre-shrunk cotton, classic fit, taped neck that holds its shape. Wear it to briefing. 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